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Fear of math(s)

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Little Zachary was doing very badly in math.
His parents had tried everything... Tutors, Mentors, flash cards,
Special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help
his math.

Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took
Zachary down and enrolled him
in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came home
with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother Hello.
Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and
papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at
work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner.

To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a
word, and in no time, he was back
hitting the books as hard as before. This went on for some time e, day after
day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference.
Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on
the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation,
his Mom looked at it and to her great surprise,
little Zachary got an "A" in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity.
She went to his room and said, "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?" Little
Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no. "Well, then," she replied,
Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? "WHAT WAS IT
ALREADY?"

Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school
when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling
around."
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A tyrant with an eccentric or nonconformist personality who is the leader of a counterculture that makes life a nonspatial continuum in which events occur in apparent irreversible succession from the past through the present to the future
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